Price range: £4.85 through £49.00
Remember cereal before school? This is like that – but for grown-ups, and a bit unhinged.
We packed this IPA with a full spectrum of wheat malts: light, dark, chocolate, and cara -for a deep, toasty, breakfasty base. Oats add smoothness, and cocoa husks from East London chocolate wizards Land, bring the real choc hit. Then we went full mad scientist with heaps of juicy hops – Wai-iti, Krush Cryo, and Amarillo – for a bright, citrusy lift that’s pure cartoon chaos in a can.
It’s chocolatey, orangey, hoppy, and nostalgic in all the right ways. Weird? Sure. Wonderful? Absolutely. Prof. Weeto approves.
16 & 17 Bohemia Place
Hackney
London
E8 1DU
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