Remember cereal before school? This is like that - but for grown-ups, and a bit unhinged.
We packed this IPA with a full spectrum of wheat malts: light, dark, chocolate, and cara -for a deep, toasty, breakfasty base. Oats add smoothness, and cocoa husks from East London chocolate wizards Land, bring the real choc hit. Then we went full mad scientist with heaps of juicy hops - Wai-iti, Krush Cryo, and Amarillo - for a bright, citrusy lift that’s pure cartoon chaos in a can.
It’s chocolatey, orangey, hoppy, and nostalgic in all the right ways.
Weird? Sure. Wonderful? Absolutely.
Prof. Weeto approves.